September 10, 2007

VEGAS #1

Thursday: Everybody drove allll day (or all night) to get to Las Vegas and we just walked the strip for like...two seconds. But good times getting there! I started a quotebook!

Friday: Pooled it until mid-day then went to the Bellagio to eat buffet dinner! YuuuM. I think I did well considering I can't eat that much at one time. Three rounds!! But Jen and Katie, WOW. Impressive! Then we went to Tao! whooo Tao was fun. Everybody lost each other at some point. Jen had to go pee every other minute, Clayton was dancing with some chick, Katie was buying water, Allan was...(?), and I don't even know! Seriously, after the club, we were all sitting outside waiting for Clayton, SO awesome. I really wished someone could have taken a picture of us sitting and waiting.

Saturday: Stay home until mid-day again and then went to the strip again to visit some hotels. We went to Circus Circus for dinner (bleh!!) and went to Body English. Body English hosted 50 Cent's album release party! And in order of appearance, Ludacris, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Ciara were also there! SO exciting!! And Allan's friend Bill got us into the club hella quick. I felt so VIP! We were escorted in before the "general public" and we didn't even have to pay! And when we left the club at 3, there were people still waiting in line!

Sunday: We cleaned, left our condo, and watched the Bellagio water show for Katie. And the end end of our trip was hilarious. At 50 cent's party, they threw fake 50 dollar bills everywhere so Terence collected them. Then one of the guys put one on the floor and somebody actually picked it up and thought it was real. We're so mean! It was hilarious because we took them all out to take pictures, and as the guy was walking by, we just hid them. hahahah

Quotes from my quotebook:

Is our car black? - Joanne

Allan: I heard ____ gave head in middle school...
Joanne: Oh helllll no! I shared a clarinet with her!

Joanne: In my Human Anatomy class, I had to put a condom on a "diodo".
*A few minutes later...
Terence: Let's get Sharon a diodo.

Helen: Hey! Can you get my water please? It's in my room. I need to take an Advil.
Dennis brings out water bottle...filled with vodka...
Helen storms out of the house!

Allan is practicing how to say hi to 50 Cent...
Hello, 50.
Fidddy!
Jen: Hi, Mr. Cent!
Allan: You probably thought of that all day to get into the quotebook, huh??

Katie: Did you put oil in the pan to cook the bacon?
Jen: Yea! I'm not stupid!
Katie: You're not suppose to!!

Joanne: Why are you guys always matching?
Helen: We don't mean to!
Dennis: I change into my clothes first
Helen: I picked my outfits before we got here!

Armani model to Jen: Will you marry me?
*Slips on elastic underwear band...

Joanne: Helen, you ate the least!
Helen: No, YOU did!
Allan: Joanne, you got the most and ate the least!

Terence: This fuckin ugly ass has to leave!

Raymond's text message to Katie: 2 where? Out cars?

Everyone: The Circus Circus buffet is sooo good!

Dennis: Joanne, you're so mah-fan.
Then Joanne starts crying...

Jen and Raymond to Clayton: Do you buy your rings in bulk?

Clayton: So pretty much, you want a 24 Hour Fitness in your backyard?

Dennis: Hey, wouldn't there be gelato in Paris?
Helen: Gelato is Italian. Paris is in France.
Dennis: Then it would be.............................(stumbling to figure out which hotel it would be in)
Helen: In Venetian.

Allan: Watching power rangers was foreshadowing my night with Skittles...they're all different colors....

<3 my friends, gambling at quarter slots, cute outfits, dancing, pretty hotels, pictures, hook-ups, and Vegas!