February 16, 2009

"Single Ladies Night" - Sarah's Mom

*Veronica and Maria find two guys to buy them a drink downstairs Sarah, Sharon, Jen and Helen head upstairs. 15 minutes later they come up to find us.
Veronica and Maria: You guys have gotten THREE drinks already?!! We only got one!

*After drinking a drink called The Mind Eraser
Jen: Let's drink another one!
Helen: You JUST had a drink called The Mind Eraser!

*Sharon's guy's friends were trying to take pictures of him and her...
Sarah: SHARON! Duck! His friends are taking pictures! You're going to end up on Facebook tomorrow!

*This Asian looking boy said his last name was Danker
Helen: What?! You're fuckin lying! Your last name isn't Danker!

*Jen flirting with Italian boys
J: I'm so hot! They wanted to fuck me right then and there!

*Jen talking to the Black cab driver
J: Is your wife creamy too?
Cab Driver: No, she's German

The in-the-works "www.CookingWithJai.com"

Helen: Luu bought Terence a drink! They were like friends!
Sarah: Well, I learned on the Pick Up Artist that if you want to flirt with a girl in a group, you have to recognize that she's a part of a set. We're a 6 set. And you have to acknowledge everyone in the group, especially the guys.
H: Wow.

J: The drinks are expensive at Bubble Lounge huh?
H: No...I don't think so...
Sarah: That's because you didn't pay for any!

Sharon: Dude...how many guys did we talk to last night?

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