Jen: EWW! It tastes like ocean!!! 
(referring to soft shell crab at Fuji's)
Jen: Does spicy tuna come spicy? Or do they make it spicy? 
*After Joanne giving Helen the wrong directions by telling her to turn right
Joanne: Well, I knew it was either left or right.
Jen: Why am I not jockable?
*Katie telling the story of Melody totaling her car while a car crash was covered on the news station.
Jen: You stupidass! (Jen referring to the news station but Katie was REALLY talking about Melody)
....five minutes later...
Maria: Wait, it was on the news???
Jen: Wow Helen. You're quadlingual. You speak English, Chinese, Vietnamese and French!
Helen: I don't speak any of those languages fluently!
Jen: Yes you do! English! So...that makes you...UNILINGUAL!!
Joanne: You mean MONOLINGUAL?!?!
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