February 2, 2009

Vegas #3

*After a certain thorough conversation...
Maria: When did they become best friends anyway?
Helen: I don't care!
Maria: You're just jealous!

*Fumbling into the room after Jet ...
Joanne: Someone stepped on me! I got stepped on…!
Sarah and Helen: What?? You were on the floor?
Katie: NO, she didn't. She got kicked by a stripper.

We're so cheap, that we take surveys on the back of receipts to get free cheese and bean burritos! Raymond was kind enough to take 5 online surveys for us.

Joanne: Oh! We should buy the cheapest thing on the menu so that we can get more surveys!
Raymond: Fuck you!
*After completing all the surveys..
Raymond: Burritos on me!

*After spilling water on the floor of the M&M Factory and the employee cleaning it up…
Helen: That was me…
Sarah: *expression of COMPLETE shock* You threw up?!?
Helen: What?! NO, that was water!!

Dennis: I'm at Bellagio (pronounced Bella-Gee-o)

Joanne: Does anyone have gerpes? (Germ + Herpes = gerpes)

*Dennis is over, Helen is sleeping
Joanne: Helen wake up! You're missing Dennis time. It's like Hammer time, but Dennis time!

Jen: He's a murse, he's murse and I'm a murse. Murses are going to save your life.

Helen: Somewheeeere…over the rainbow...

Helen: I know you guys are old-ER but tonight is our late night okay?
The youngins sleep by 3:30am…Gyuhee and Yoonie come home at 6am.

Helen: Yoonie! Cockblock her okay!?
Yoonie: I can't! She's too overpowering!

*After rejecting John from Vegas' invitation to post-party.
John from Vegas: That's too bad we were doing body shots with don julio
Helen: Ew…who was he doing body shots with?!
Jen: Dom (John's sidekick)

Jen: Sarah's a ho at heart. *Turns to Gyuhee* You're just a ho.

Jen: FAIL!

Maria: It wasn't epic Sarah?