Everyone: Where's GARWIN!?!
Jen: When I have kids, I won't know what to name them in Chinese. So I'm gonna name one of them Cha Sew Bao!
Everyone: What?! Cha Sew Bao Chiu!?
Joanne: Is Corona a type of tequila?
Helen: No, Joanne, it's a beer.
Ten minutes later...
Joanne: Isn't that tequila?
Joanne: His math is going down. He spelled koala with a Q.
Raymond: That's not math.
But Vegas is NOT complete unless someone gets married!....kinda.
Chiraag and I talking about our relationship...
Chiraag: What do you want from me?
Helen: I just want you to be committed!
Chiraag: No, you're holding me back!
An hour later...at a buffet
C: Sarah, Helen doesn't want to be committed
H: What?!?! YOU'RE the one who doesn't want to be committed!! You want to date other people!
Sarah: Well, Chiraag. Prove it...there's a wedding chapel in this casino.
C: You're right. *Takes Sarah's ring...* And the pictures say it all....
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