Napa Weekend Getaway

*Driving in Napa
Allan and Terence: *gasp* A TAQUERIA!!

Raymond: How was wine tasting?
Terence: We got free wine and there was a cat! It was awesome!

*At the third wine tasting place eating crackers
Jen: After drinking wine, eating a cracker tastes like eating hamburger!

*Reading an advertisement in Terence's car
Large (H)ass Avocados
Sweet Man(goes)
Yell(ow) Onions

Allan asking Sarah to read the Yell(ow) Onions
Sarah: Yell Onions.
Allan: ONIONS!!!

Jen: Is Joanne a handful?
Raymond: She's TWO handfuls.

*Allan, Terence, and Raymond went to a party.
Girls: How was the party?
Terence: I rapped for a black chick yesterday!

Terence's Rap
My name is Terence
I love my parents
My name ain't Clarence
I stock up at the clearance

*After a long night of drinking for the boys...
Jen to Allan: Why are you green?
Everyone except Andy: Yeah! You do look green!!
Allan: Andy? What do you think?
*Allan walks towards Andy
Andy: Oh shoot!

*Allan pretending he doesn't have a thumb and trying to put on glasses with one hand.
Raymond: You have TWO hands!

*Someone calling Raymond...
Rando: Hey, is Mario there?
Raymond: No, I think you have the wrong number.
Allan: You should have said "No, but this is Luigi!"