George: You're on a bridge...you have to through a...
Terence: Toll plaza!
Everyone: HAHAHHAHAHA
Terence: I don't get why that's funny.
Terence: They fly around trash cans.
Sharon: Flies!
Terence: They have beaks!
George: Doves
Terence: Women have...
Teammates: Breasts!
Terence: You put this over them...
Team: Bra! Victoria's Secret!
Terence: Okay....it's like magic!
Team: Wonderbra
*Sharon forgot to buzz Clayton for saying a word on the card
Clayton: Buzz me bitch!
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
EPIC
- the time Alex accidentally sneezed on Katie's famous apple pie and had to eat the whole thing
- the Allan/Joanne water gun incident at the end of 8th grade
- the hot pot psycho lady/boyfriend attack
- Grad trip: Pismo Beach (man-made slide) and Disneyland
- Senior Prom after party
- Helen walks into Clayton's screen door
- the karaoke brawl where three friends ended up in the hospital
- the ONLY time anyone of us got into an accident was when the DD, Katie, was driving Raymond's car
- Vegas #1
- New Year's Eve 2008: Chiraag was brought home by the cops
- the night Allan, Maria, Raymond, Terence, Chiraag, Jen and Helen bar-hopped up Geary St and all woke up with hangovers
- Bubble Lounge
-New Year's Eve 2009: 5 stories, including one trip to the hospital
- Glory Days 3/28/2009 - reliving the days of middle/high school
- the Allan/Joanne water gun incident at the end of 8th grade
- the hot pot psycho lady/boyfriend attack
- Grad trip: Pismo Beach (man-made slide) and Disneyland
- Senior Prom after party
- Helen walks into Clayton's screen door
- the karaoke brawl where three friends ended up in the hospital
- the ONLY time anyone of us got into an accident was when the DD, Katie, was driving Raymond's car
- Vegas #1
- New Year's Eve 2008: Chiraag was brought home by the cops
- the night Allan, Maria, Raymond, Terence, Chiraag, Jen and Helen bar-hopped up Geary St and all woke up with hangovers
- Bubble Lounge
-New Year's Eve 2009: 5 stories, including one trip to the hospital
- Glory Days 3/28/2009 - reliving the days of middle/high school
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Napa Weekend Getaway
*Driving in Napa
Allan and Terence: *gasp* A TAQUERIA!!
Raymond: How was wine tasting?
Terence: We got free wine and there was a cat! It was awesome!
*At the third wine tasting place eating crackers
Jen: After drinking wine, eating a cracker tastes like eating hamburger!
*Reading an advertisement in Terence's car
Large (H)ass Avocados
Sweet Man(goes)
Yell(ow) Onions
Allan asking Sarah to read the Yell(ow) Onions
Sarah: Yell Onions.
Allan: ONIONS!!!
Jen: Is Joanne a handful?
Raymond: She's TWO handfuls.
*Allan, Terence, and Raymond went to a party.
Girls: How was the party?
Terence: I rapped for a black chick yesterday!
Terence's Rap
My name is Terence
I love my parents
My name ain't Clarence
I stock up at the clearance
*After a long night of drinking for the boys...
Jen to Allan: Why are you green?
Everyone except Andy: Yeah! You do look green!!
Allan: Andy? What do you think?
*Allan walks towards Andy
Andy: Oh shoot!
*Allan pretending he doesn't have a thumb and trying to put on glasses with one hand.
Raymond: You have TWO hands!
*Someone calling Raymond...
Rando: Hey, is Mario there?
Raymond: No, I think you have the wrong number.
Allan: You should have said "No, but this is Luigi!"
Allan and Terence: *gasp* A TAQUERIA!!
Raymond: How was wine tasting?
Terence: We got free wine and there was a cat! It was awesome!
*At the third wine tasting place eating crackers
Jen: After drinking wine, eating a cracker tastes like eating hamburger!
*Reading an advertisement in Terence's car
Large (H)ass Avocados
Sweet Man(goes)
Yell(ow) Onions
Allan asking Sarah to read the Yell(ow) Onions
Sarah: Yell Onions.
Allan: ONIONS!!!
Jen: Is Joanne a handful?
Raymond: She's TWO handfuls.
*Allan, Terence, and Raymond went to a party.
Girls: How was the party?
Terence: I rapped for a black chick yesterday!
Terence's Rap
My name is Terence
I love my parents
My name ain't Clarence
I stock up at the clearance
*After a long night of drinking for the boys...
Jen to Allan: Why are you green?
Everyone except Andy: Yeah! You do look green!!
Allan: Andy? What do you think?
*Allan walks towards Andy
Andy: Oh shoot!
*Allan pretending he doesn't have a thumb and trying to put on glasses with one hand.
Raymond: You have TWO hands!
*Someone calling Raymond...
Rando: Hey, is Mario there?
Raymond: No, I think you have the wrong number.
Allan: You should have said "No, but this is Luigi!"
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
February 2, 2009
Vegas #3
*After a certain thorough conversation...
Maria: When did they become best friends anyway?
Helen: I don't care!
Maria: You're just jealous!
*Fumbling into the room after Jet ...
Joanne: Someone stepped on me! I got stepped on…!
Sarah and Helen: What?? You were on the floor?
Katie: NO, she didn't. She got kicked by a stripper.
We're so cheap, that we take surveys on the back of receipts to get free cheese and bean burritos! Raymond was kind enough to take 5 online surveys for us.
Joanne: Oh! We should buy the cheapest thing on the menu so that we can get more surveys!
Raymond: Fuck you!
*After completing all the surveys..
Raymond: Burritos on me!
*After spilling water on the floor of the M&M Factory and the employee cleaning it up…
Helen: That was me…
Sarah: *expression of COMPLETE shock* You threw up?!?
Helen: What?! NO, that was water!!
Dennis: I'm at Bellagio (pronounced Bella-Gee-o)
Joanne: Does anyone have gerpes? (Germ + Herpes = gerpes)
*Dennis is over, Helen is sleeping
Joanne: Helen wake up! You're missing Dennis time. It's like Hammer time, but Dennis time!
Jen: He's a murse, he's murse and I'm a murse. Murses are going to save your life.
Helen: Somewheeeere…over the rainbow...
Helen: I know you guys are old-ER but tonight is our late night okay?
The youngins sleep by 3:30am…Gyuhee and Yoonie come home at 6am.
Helen: Yoonie! Cockblock her okay!?
Yoonie: I can't! She's too overpowering!
*After rejecting John from Vegas' invitation to post-party.
John from Vegas: That's too bad we were doing body shots with don julio
Helen: Ew…who was he doing body shots with?!
Jen: Dom (John's sidekick)
Jen: Sarah's a ho at heart. *Turns to Gyuhee* You're just a ho.
Jen: FAIL!
Maria: It wasn't epic Sarah?
February 16, 2009
"Single Ladies Night" - Sarah's Mom
*Veronica and Maria find two guys to buy them a drink downstairs Sarah, Sharon, Jen and Helen head upstairs. 15 minutes later they come up to find us.Veronica and Maria: You guys have gotten THREE drinks already?!! We only got one!
*After drinking a drink called The Mind Eraser
Jen: Let's drink another one!
Helen: You JUST had a drink called The Mind Eraser!
*Sharon's guy's friends were trying to take pictures of him and her...
Sarah: SHARON! Duck! His friends are taking pictures! You're going to end up on Facebook tomorrow!
*This Asian looking boy said his last name was Danker
Helen: What?! You're fuckin lying! Your last name isn't Danker!
*Jen flirting with Italian boys
J: I'm so hot! They wanted to fuck me right then and there!
*Jen talking to the Black cab driver
J: Is your wife creamy too?
Cab Driver: No, she's German
The in-the-works "www.CookingWithJai.com"
Helen: Luu bought Terence a drink! They were like friends!
Sarah: Well, I learned on the Pick Up Artist that if you want to flirt with a girl in a group, you have to recognize that she's a part of a set. We're a 6 set. And you have to acknowledge everyone in the group, especially the guys.
H: Wow.
J: The drinks are expensive at Bubble Lounge huh?
H: No...I don't think so...
Sarah: That's because you didn't pay for any!
Sharon: Dude...how many guys did we talk to last night?
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January 4, 2009
Secret Snowflake 2008
*Garwin returns from a semester in Italy
Sarah: Did you get high over there?
Garwin: Only twice! Once in Milan and four times in Amsterdam!
*playing The Coin Game*
Question: Who's paid for services?
Dima: Well, I paid for someone to come and clean my house, is that a service?
Maria: No...sexual services!
Clayton: She probably came dressed in a maid's outfit, huh Dima?
New Year's Eve 2009 (or relating to NYE)
Everyone: Garwin! The music's too loud! We can't hear each other talk.
Garwin: Then talk louder!
*on Sharon hanging out with Jon, the guy she got really mad at but reconciled with
Jennifer: What?! She gets mad at him AND gets a date?!
*Unfortunately, NYE was not all fun and games. Irene ended up in the hospital drunk...(She's okay now!) and the nurses said she was a handful...LOL So just to be clear, I'm not an evil person laughing at Irene's misfortunes...I am laughing WITH her.
Katie: Okay, come on Irene...let's cross the street now.
Irene: I can't...go without me!
*Irene is on the floor. People on the streets (strangers) are helping Allan and Katie pick Irene up. Allan reaches over and grabs a body part.
Random guy helping Irene: Dude...why is your hand on my waist?
Doctor: What is your name?
I: Jenna Lee.
D: Your friends said that your name is Irene.
I: No. It's Jenna Lee. Fuckin' Jenna Lee.
D: When's your birthday?
I: May something...
D: What year is it?
I: 2008
Nurse: *to Sharon* Is she pregant?
S: No, she's not.
Nurse: *to Irene* Are you pregnant?
I: NO! I'M NOT PREGNANT! I"M NOT PREGNANT! I'M NOT PREGNANT (for 2 minutes straight)
Nurse: Okay, I got it.
*while taking her catscan
I: Excuse me...I think I need to throw up. (Irene leaned over the table and she actually does!!)
and finally, the most hilarious thing ever.
*Skinny Indian doctor helps Irene onto the bed
Irene: Thanks Chiraag.
*Garwin returns from a semester in Italy
Sarah: Did you get high over there?
Garwin: Only twice! Once in Milan and four times in Amsterdam!
*playing The Coin Game*
Question: Who's paid for services?
Dima: Well, I paid for someone to come and clean my house, is that a service?
Maria: No...sexual services!
Clayton: She probably came dressed in a maid's outfit, huh Dima?
New Year's Eve 2009 (or relating to NYE)
Everyone: Garwin! The music's too loud! We can't hear each other talk.
Garwin: Then talk louder!
*on Sharon hanging out with Jon, the guy she got really mad at but reconciled with
Jennifer: What?! She gets mad at him AND gets a date?!
*Unfortunately, NYE was not all fun and games. Irene ended up in the hospital drunk...(She's okay now!) and the nurses said she was a handful...LOL So just to be clear, I'm not an evil person laughing at Irene's misfortunes...I am laughing WITH her.
Katie: Okay, come on Irene...let's cross the street now.
Irene: I can't...go without me!
*Irene is on the floor. People on the streets (strangers) are helping Allan and Katie pick Irene up. Allan reaches over and grabs a body part.
Random guy helping Irene: Dude...why is your hand on my waist?
Doctor: What is your name?
I: Jenna Lee.
D: Your friends said that your name is Irene.
I: No. It's Jenna Lee. Fuckin' Jenna Lee.
D: When's your birthday?
I: May something...
D: What year is it?
I: 2008
Nurse: *to Sharon* Is she pregant?
S: No, she's not.
Nurse: *to Irene* Are you pregnant?
I: NO! I'M NOT PREGNANT! I"M NOT PREGNANT! I'M NOT PREGNANT (for 2 minutes straight)
Nurse: Okay, I got it.
*while taking her catscan
I: Excuse me...I think I need to throw up. (Irene leaned over the table and she actually does!!)
and finally, the most hilarious thing ever.
*Skinny Indian doctor helps Irene onto the bed
Irene: Thanks Chiraag.
July 7, 2008
Costa Rica
After experiencing some major difficulties with the flight attendants at the check-in counter with Taca Airlines...
Sharon: OMG, she's back.
Helen:They're ALL back...
Veronica's text messages on the plane...her worst nightmare
Last row of the plan sitting next to a big fat guy...I want to cry.
Omg guess who's on my other side now...a kid! A freaking kid! Seriously?? Wow
Helen: My horse is Lone Ranger!
H, Sh, V: Sarah! Your horse is mean!
Everyone: SLOW YOUR HORSE DOWN!
Freddie, our tour guide, leading a group of 6 people...
Helen, come here.
Helen, I want you to come see this.
F: Does anyone know if this is a male or female?
H: A female...because of the stinger.
F: Thanks Helen....thank you.
Ziplining! Our tour guides were so much fun! <3 <3 <3 them!!
Sarah: How long have you worked here?
Dennis: One day.
S: What?!
D: Just kidding. Four years.
Helen: What's the death rate?
Michael: Five. But don't worry, the 5 already died this year.
Dennis: Don't let go of your right hand, or else you'll spin like a helicopter. *people laugh* You think funny, but it's no good for you.
Sarah: Take care of my friend!
Dennis: Don't worry. She's my girlfriend.
Veronica: Where's Sharon?
Dennis: Waiting for daddy.
Sarah: Oh no! I forgot my pullie!
Danny: *waves Sarah's pullie in front of her face* What? You forgot your pullie?
Sarah: Jerk!
Danny: *running away* Oh no! She's coming to get me! She's coming!
After the Tarzan Swing...
Danny: You scream just like Tarzan.
Veronica: Really?
Danny: Look up. *drops Veronica on the line*
Veronica. *AHHHH!!!*
Danny: Yup!
After experiencing some major difficulties with the flight attendants at the check-in counter with Taca Airlines...
Sharon: OMG, she's back.
Helen:They're ALL back...
Veronica's text messages on the plane...her worst nightmare
Last row of the plan sitting next to a big fat guy...I want to cry.
Omg guess who's on my other side now...a kid! A freaking kid! Seriously?? Wow
Helen: My horse is Lone Ranger!
H, Sh, V: Sarah! Your horse is mean!
Everyone: SLOW YOUR HORSE DOWN!
Freddie, our tour guide, leading a group of 6 people...
Helen, come here.
Helen, I want you to come see this.
F: Does anyone know if this is a male or female?
H: A female...because of the stinger.
F: Thanks Helen....thank you.
Ziplining! Our tour guides were so much fun! <3 <3 <3 them!!
Sarah: How long have you worked here?
Dennis: One day.
S: What?!
D: Just kidding. Four years.
Helen: What's the death rate?
Michael: Five. But don't worry, the 5 already died this year.
Dennis: Don't let go of your right hand, or else you'll spin like a helicopter. *people laugh* You think funny, but it's no good for you.
Sarah: Take care of my friend!
Dennis: Don't worry. She's my girlfriend.
Veronica: Where's Sharon?
Dennis: Waiting for daddy.
Sarah: Oh no! I forgot my pullie!
Danny: *waves Sarah's pullie in front of her face* What? You forgot your pullie?
Sarah: Jerk!
Danny: *running away* Oh no! She's coming to get me! She's coming!
After the Tarzan Swing...
Danny: You scream just like Tarzan.
Veronica: Really?
Danny: Look up. *drops Veronica on the line*
Veronica. *AHHHH!!!*
Danny: Yup!
April 8, 2008
Vegas #2
Everyone: Where's GARWIN!?!
Jen: When I have kids, I won't know what to name them in Chinese. So I'm gonna name one of them Cha Sew Bao!
Everyone: What?! Cha Sew Bao Chiu!?
Joanne: Is Corona a type of tequila?
Helen: No, Joanne, it's a beer.
Ten minutes later...
Joanne: Isn't that tequila?
Joanne: His math is going down. He spelled koala with a Q.
Raymond: That's not math.
But Vegas is NOT complete unless someone gets married!....kinda.
Chiraag and I talking about our relationship...
Chiraag: What do you want from me?
Helen: I just want you to be committed!
Chiraag: No, you're holding me back!
An hour later...at a buffet
C: Sarah, Helen doesn't want to be committed
H: What?!?! YOU'RE the one who doesn't want to be committed!! You want to date other people!
Sarah: Well, Chiraag. Prove it...there's a wedding chapel in this casino.
C: You're right. *Takes Sarah's ring...* And the pictures say it all....
Everyone: Where's GARWIN!?!
Jen: When I have kids, I won't know what to name them in Chinese. So I'm gonna name one of them Cha Sew Bao!
Everyone: What?! Cha Sew Bao Chiu!?
Joanne: Is Corona a type of tequila?
Helen: No, Joanne, it's a beer.
Ten minutes later...
Joanne: Isn't that tequila?
Joanne: His math is going down. He spelled koala with a Q.
Raymond: That's not math.
But Vegas is NOT complete unless someone gets married!....kinda.
Chiraag and I talking about our relationship...
Chiraag: What do you want from me?
Helen: I just want you to be committed!
Chiraag: No, you're holding me back!
An hour later...at a buffet
C: Sarah, Helen doesn't want to be committed
H: What?!?! YOU'RE the one who doesn't want to be committed!! You want to date other people!
Sarah: Well, Chiraag. Prove it...there's a wedding chapel in this casino.
C: You're right. *Takes Sarah's ring...* And the pictures say it all....
January 5, 2008
Helen, Jen and Sarah's vacation down to SoCal
H: What do I do?
J: Push the red button.
H: I am! It's not working.
J: Just put the red button...the OTHER red button - the blue one!
S: That's Allan's exit! La Holla! Hollllla!
After finishing her plate at Chomp...
J: I'm done! It's all you guys!
"It's amazing!" - Helen, Sarah, and on special occasions Jen
"What the EFF?!?" - Helen
J: Dennis, you drive like a madwoman! I mean, madman!
H: This is the second time you called Dennis a girl.
J: What time is it?
S: Wait! Don't tell me! *plugs ears* lalalallala
H: 4:45am
J: What Helen!? It's 4:45???
H: I love Brooke's voice. It's so raspy and sexy.
J: *attempting raspy voice* Like me..?
S: Teach me more Chinese phrases.
J: leun goh noi chai, yat goh bui
*translate to two girls, one cup
H: What do I do?
J: Push the red button.
H: I am! It's not working.
J: Just put the red button...the OTHER red button - the blue one!
S: That's Allan's exit! La Holla! Hollllla!
After finishing her plate at Chomp...
J: I'm done! It's all you guys!
"It's amazing!" - Helen, Sarah, and on special occasions Jen
"What the EFF?!?" - Helen
J: Dennis, you drive like a madwoman! I mean, madman!
H: This is the second time you called Dennis a girl.
J: What time is it?
S: Wait! Don't tell me! *plugs ears* lalalallala
H: 4:45am
J: What Helen!? It's 4:45???
H: I love Brooke's voice. It's so raspy and sexy.
J: *attempting raspy voice* Like me..?
S: Teach me more Chinese phrases.
J: leun goh noi chai, yat goh bui
*translate to two girls, one cup
December 24, 2007
Helen's Birthday, 10-Yr Anniversary
Sushi Chef: Happy Sweet 16! Oh wait, Sake bombs...never mind!
Bartender: I could do a birthday shot. How many people are with you?
At the Ten-Year Dinner...
Terence: Cutest 6th Grade pic!!!
Garwin: I printed out the A.P. Giannini constitution! Let me read it to you...
Allan: Can I get my steak cooked more?
Clayton: You're gonna look like a pussy. The waiter is gonna go into the kitchen and tell the chef to cook the steak for the pussy. Then he's gonna come out and say "Which girl wanted this?"
Sushi Chef: Happy Sweet 16! Oh wait, Sake bombs...never mind!
Bartender: I could do a birthday shot. How many people are with you?
At the Ten-Year Dinner...
Terence: Cutest 6th Grade pic!!!
Garwin: I printed out the A.P. Giannini constitution! Let me read it to you...
Allan: Can I get my steak cooked more?
Clayton: You're gonna look like a pussy. The waiter is gonna go into the kitchen and tell the chef to cook the steak for the pussy. Then he's gonna come out and say "Which girl wanted this?"
November 13, 2007
Joanne's Birthday Weekend in LA
After trying to get Gyuhee's parking ticket validated...
Maria: Getting out of the parking lot was so difficult!
Terence: Don't even get me started!!
While Semi-Charmed Life is playing...
Garwin: What grade do you think this song is?
Helen: 6th!
Terence: 4th!
Garwin: Hellll no! I didn't even know music existed then! I only owned a violin and played it.
Trying to find C&O Trattoria online...
Joanne: I know what the website looks like!
Clayton: Oh. That's great.
Terence: I SEE IT! PINKBERRY!
At the weird, goth, anime store in Little Tokyo
Maria: We were standing and he said "You have to move, she's coming."
After trying to get Gyuhee's parking ticket validated...
Maria: Getting out of the parking lot was so difficult!
Terence: Don't even get me started!!
While Semi-Charmed Life is playing...
Garwin: What grade do you think this song is?
Helen: 6th!
Terence: 4th!
Garwin: Hellll no! I didn't even know music existed then! I only owned a violin and played it.
Trying to find C&O Trattoria online...
Joanne: I know what the website looks like!
Clayton: Oh. That's great.
Terence: I SEE IT! PINKBERRY!
At the weird, goth, anime store in Little Tokyo
Maria: We were standing and he said "You have to move, she's coming."
September 10, 2007
VEGAS #1
Thursday: Everybody drove allll day (or all night) to get to Las Vegas and we just walked the strip for like...two seconds. But good times getting there! I started a quotebook!
Friday: Pooled it until mid-day then went to the Bellagio to eat buffet dinner! YuuuM. I think I did well considering I can't eat that much at one time. Three rounds!! But Jen and Katie, WOW. Impressive! Then we went to Tao! whooo Tao was fun. Everybody lost each other at some point. Jen had to go pee every other minute, Clayton was dancing with some chick, Katie was buying water, Allan was...(?), and I don't even know! Seriously, after the club, we were all sitting outside waiting for Clayton, SO awesome. I really wished someone could have taken a picture of us sitting and waiting.
Saturday: Stay home until mid-day again and then went to the strip again to visit some hotels. We went to Circus Circus for dinner (bleh!!) and went to Body English. Body English hosted 50 Cent's album release party! And in order of appearance, Ludacris, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Ciara were also there! SO exciting!! And Allan's friend Bill got us into the club hella quick. I felt so VIP! We were escorted in before the "general public" and we didn't even have to pay! And when we left the club at 3, there were people still waiting in line!
Sunday: We cleaned, left our condo, and watched the Bellagio water show for Katie. And the end end of our trip was hilarious. At 50 cent's party, they threw fake 50 dollar bills everywhere so Terence collected them. Then one of the guys put one on the floor and somebody actually picked it up and thought it was real. We're so mean! It was hilarious because we took them all out to take pictures, and as the guy was walking by, we just hid them. hahahah
Quotes from my quotebook:
Is our car black? - Joanne
Allan: I heard ____ gave head in middle school...
Joanne: Oh helllll no! I shared a clarinet with her!
Joanne: In my Human Anatomy class, I had to put a condom on a "diodo".
*A few minutes later...
Terence: Let's get Sharon a diodo.
Helen: Hey! Can you get my water please? It's in my room. I need to take an Advil.
Dennis brings out water bottle...filled with vodka...
Helen storms out of the house!
Allan is practicing how to say hi to 50 Cent...
Hello, 50.
Fidddy!
Jen: Hi, Mr. Cent!
Allan: You probably thought of that all day to get into the quotebook, huh??
Katie: Did you put oil in the pan to cook the bacon?
Jen: Yea! I'm not stupid!
Katie: You're not suppose to!!
Joanne: Why are you guys always matching?
Helen: We don't mean to!
Dennis: I change into my clothes first
Helen: I picked my outfits before we got here!
Armani model to Jen: Will you marry me?
*Slips on elastic underwear band...
Joanne: Helen, you ate the least!
Helen: No, YOU did!
Allan: Joanne, you got the most and ate the least!
Terence: This fuckin ugly ass has to leave!
Raymond's text message to Katie: 2 where? Out cars?
Everyone: The Circus Circus buffet is sooo good!
Dennis: Joanne, you're so mah-fan.
Then Joanne starts crying...
Jen and Raymond to Clayton: Do you buy your rings in bulk?
Clayton: So pretty much, you want a 24 Hour Fitness in your backyard?
Dennis: Hey, wouldn't there be gelato in Paris?
Helen: Gelato is Italian. Paris is in France.
Dennis: Then it would be.............................(stumbling to figure out which hotel it would be in)
Helen: In Venetian.
Allan: Watching power rangers was foreshadowing my night with Skittles...they're all different colors....
<3 my friends, gambling at quarter slots, cute outfits, dancing, pretty hotels, pictures, hook-ups, and Vegas!
Thursday: Everybody drove allll day (or all night) to get to Las Vegas and we just walked the strip for like...two seconds. But good times getting there! I started a quotebook!
Friday: Pooled it until mid-day then went to the Bellagio to eat buffet dinner! YuuuM. I think I did well considering I can't eat that much at one time. Three rounds!! But Jen and Katie, WOW. Impressive! Then we went to Tao! whooo Tao was fun. Everybody lost each other at some point. Jen had to go pee every other minute, Clayton was dancing with some chick, Katie was buying water, Allan was...(?), and I don't even know! Seriously, after the club, we were all sitting outside waiting for Clayton, SO awesome. I really wished someone could have taken a picture of us sitting and waiting.
Saturday: Stay home until mid-day again and then went to the strip again to visit some hotels. We went to Circus Circus for dinner (bleh!!) and went to Body English. Body English hosted 50 Cent's album release party! And in order of appearance, Ludacris, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Ciara were also there! SO exciting!! And Allan's friend Bill got us into the club hella quick. I felt so VIP! We were escorted in before the "general public" and we didn't even have to pay! And when we left the club at 3, there were people still waiting in line!
Sunday: We cleaned, left our condo, and watched the Bellagio water show for Katie. And the end end of our trip was hilarious. At 50 cent's party, they threw fake 50 dollar bills everywhere so Terence collected them. Then one of the guys put one on the floor and somebody actually picked it up and thought it was real. We're so mean! It was hilarious because we took them all out to take pictures, and as the guy was walking by, we just hid them. hahahah
Quotes from my quotebook:
Is our car black? - Joanne
Allan: I heard ____ gave head in middle school...
Joanne: Oh helllll no! I shared a clarinet with her!
Joanne: In my Human Anatomy class, I had to put a condom on a "diodo".
*A few minutes later...
Terence: Let's get Sharon a diodo.
Helen: Hey! Can you get my water please? It's in my room. I need to take an Advil.
Dennis brings out water bottle...filled with vodka...
Helen storms out of the house!
Allan is practicing how to say hi to 50 Cent...
Hello, 50.
Fidddy!
Jen: Hi, Mr. Cent!
Allan: You probably thought of that all day to get into the quotebook, huh??
Katie: Did you put oil in the pan to cook the bacon?
Jen: Yea! I'm not stupid!
Katie: You're not suppose to!!
Joanne: Why are you guys always matching?
Helen: We don't mean to!
Dennis: I change into my clothes first
Helen: I picked my outfits before we got here!
Armani model to Jen: Will you marry me?
*Slips on elastic underwear band...
Joanne: Helen, you ate the least!
Helen: No, YOU did!
Allan: Joanne, you got the most and ate the least!
Terence: This fuckin ugly ass has to leave!
Raymond's text message to Katie: 2 where? Out cars?
Everyone: The Circus Circus buffet is sooo good!
Dennis: Joanne, you're so mah-fan.
Then Joanne starts crying...
Jen and Raymond to Clayton: Do you buy your rings in bulk?
Clayton: So pretty much, you want a 24 Hour Fitness in your backyard?
Dennis: Hey, wouldn't there be gelato in Paris?
Helen: Gelato is Italian. Paris is in France.
Dennis: Then it would be.............................(stumbling to figure out which hotel it would be in)
Helen: In Venetian.
Allan: Watching power rangers was foreshadowing my night with Skittles...they're all different colors....
<3 my friends, gambling at quarter slots, cute outfits, dancing, pretty hotels, pictures, hook-ups, and Vegas!
Quotes from Davis!!! Holla. Courtesty of Jennifer Yan Man Chiu.
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Jen: EWW! It tastes like ocean!!! 
(referring to soft shell crab at Fuji's)
Jen: Does spicy tuna come spicy? Or do they make it spicy? 
*After Joanne giving Helen the wrong directions by telling her to turn right
Joanne: Well, I knew it was either left or right.
Jen: Why am I not jockable?
*Katie telling the story of Melody totaling her car while a car crash was covered on the news station.
Jen: You stupidass! (Jen referring to the news station but Katie was REALLY talking about Melody)
....five minutes later...
Maria: Wait, it was on the news???
Jen: Wow Helen. You're quadlingual. You speak English, Chinese, Vietnamese and French!
Helen: I don't speak any of those languages fluently!
Jen: Yes you do! English! So...that makes you...UNILINGUAL!!
Joanne: You mean MONOLINGUAL?!?!
Thursday, February 12, 2009
August 19, 2004
So, when we were younger, we use to be such freakin idiots. We gave each other car names. So let the good times roll back baby!
volVO
a-LEXUS
a-RAc-ura
PorCHIRAAG
HONDA
auDIMA
A-LANd-rover
subaRAH
ferrIRENE
Chev-RON-let
JENtley
volVO
a-LEXUS
a-RAc-ura
PorCHIRAAG
HONDA
auDIMA
A-LANd-rover
subaRAH
ferrIRENE
Chev-RON-let
JENtley
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Up and Running!
For the funny, ridiculous, memorable, "I can't believe you just said/did that" things we experience
...all compiled into one place. =]
Live.Laugh.Love
...all compiled into one place. =]
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