Saranwrap Unique Sayings

- Saranwrap it! (Didn't you know, it's a verb!)
- Loff (an endearing way of saying "love")
- Hydrate yo self (self explanatory)
- Hydrate before you dominate! (For real, hydrate yo self)
- Always practice [dating]
- CraSy (when things are more than crazy)
- Billmonk it! (google billmonk)
- "I'll give you a dollar to..." (This is mostly Jen and Sarah daring each other to do really silly, meant to be embarrassing things)
- P.S. Bring your single friends! (A fun way to end emails reminding the world of our group's current woman/manhunt season)
- Possum Sauce (Awesome Possum + Awesome Sauce = Possum Sauce)

PWNED.

clayton au-yeung to SaranWrap

Remember how i keep telling you guys about Sam Tsui...then he appeared on Oprah and I felt like saying "i told you so"

so theres a new glee member....CHARICE

so suck it 2x

http://www.hollywoodnews.com/2010/05/25/glee-to-get-new-cast-member-charice-pempengco/

Wow Clayton.

FOOT
IN
YO
MOUTH!

You definitely did not read the article...because it states she will NOT be on Glee.

pwned.


THE AWESOME RESPONSES!

Damn Clay... you better tip well, cuz you just got SERVED!!
clay, you might need to take out a loan for tuition money because you just got schooled.
Clayton, I just saw your parents sign off some adoption papers because you just got OWNED!!!
Anyone have any aloe vera clayton can borrow before the trip? because he just got BURNED!!!!
----Sharon: I have aloe
Hey Sharon, you better go to court because you just got a ticket for being SLOW!
clay, you're like a stray dog, you just got pounded!!
Clay, looks like you need a trip to Home Depot to buy nail because you are getting HAMMERED
Are you sure nails? Because clay is getting SCREWED!

Taboo!

George: You're on a bridge...you have to through a...
Terence: Toll plaza!
Everyone: HAHAHHAHAHA
Terence: I don't get why that's funny.

Terence: They fly around trash cans.
Sharon: Flies!
Terence: They have beaks!
George: Doves

Terence: Women have...
Teammates: Breasts!
Terence: You put this over them...
Team: Bra! Victoria's Secret!
Terence: Okay....it's like magic!
Team: Wonderbra

*Sharon forgot to buzz Clayton for saying a word on the card
Clayton: Buzz me bitch!

EPIC

- the time Alex accidentally sneezed on Katie's famous apple pie and had to eat the whole thing
- the Allan/Joanne water gun incident at the end of 8th grade
- the hot pot psycho lady/boyfriend attack
- Grad trip: Pismo Beach (man-made slide) and Disneyland
- Senior Prom after party
- Helen walks into Clayton's screen door
- the karaoke brawl where three friends ended up in the hospital
- the ONLY time anyone of us got into an accident was when the DD, Katie, was driving Raymond's car
- Vegas #1
- New Year's Eve 2008: Chiraag was brought home by the cops
- the night Allan, Maria, Raymond, Terence, Chiraag, Jen and Helen bar-hopped up Geary St and all woke up with hangovers
- Bubble Lounge
-New Year's Eve 2009: 5 stories, including one trip to the hospital
- Glory Days 3/28/2009 - reliving the days of middle/high school

Napa Weekend Getaway

*Driving in Napa
Allan and Terence: *gasp* A TAQUERIA!!

Raymond: How was wine tasting?
Terence: We got free wine and there was a cat! It was awesome!

*At the third wine tasting place eating crackers
Jen: After drinking wine, eating a cracker tastes like eating hamburger!

*Reading an advertisement in Terence's car
Large (H)ass Avocados
Sweet Man(goes)
Yell(ow) Onions

Allan asking Sarah to read the Yell(ow) Onions
Sarah: Yell Onions.
Allan: ONIONS!!!

Jen: Is Joanne a handful?
Raymond: She's TWO handfuls.

*Allan, Terence, and Raymond went to a party.
Girls: How was the party?
Terence: I rapped for a black chick yesterday!

Terence's Rap
My name is Terence
I love my parents
My name ain't Clarence
I stock up at the clearance

*After a long night of drinking for the boys...
Jen to Allan: Why are you green?
Everyone except Andy: Yeah! You do look green!!
Allan: Andy? What do you think?
*Allan walks towards Andy
Andy: Oh shoot!

*Allan pretending he doesn't have a thumb and trying to put on glasses with one hand.
Raymond: You have TWO hands!

*Someone calling Raymond...
Rando: Hey, is Mario there?
Raymond: No, I think you have the wrong number.
Allan: You should have said "No, but this is Luigi!"

February 1, 2009

"What inning are we in?" - Sharon, while watching the Superbowl

February 2, 2009

Vegas #3

*After a certain thorough conversation...
Maria: When did they become best friends anyway?
Helen: I don't care!
Maria: You're just jealous!

*Fumbling into the room after Jet ...
Joanne: Someone stepped on me! I got stepped on…!
Sarah and Helen: What?? You were on the floor?
Katie: NO, she didn't. She got kicked by a stripper.

We're so cheap, that we take surveys on the back of receipts to get free cheese and bean burritos! Raymond was kind enough to take 5 online surveys for us.

Joanne: Oh! We should buy the cheapest thing on the menu so that we can get more surveys!
Raymond: Fuck you!
*After completing all the surveys..
Raymond: Burritos on me!

*After spilling water on the floor of the M&M Factory and the employee cleaning it up…
Helen: That was me…
Sarah: *expression of COMPLETE shock* You threw up?!?
Helen: What?! NO, that was water!!

Dennis: I'm at Bellagio (pronounced Bella-Gee-o)

Joanne: Does anyone have gerpes? (Germ + Herpes = gerpes)

*Dennis is over, Helen is sleeping
Joanne: Helen wake up! You're missing Dennis time. It's like Hammer time, but Dennis time!

Jen: He's a murse, he's murse and I'm a murse. Murses are going to save your life.

Helen: Somewheeeere…over the rainbow...

Helen: I know you guys are old-ER but tonight is our late night okay?
The youngins sleep by 3:30am…Gyuhee and Yoonie come home at 6am.

Helen: Yoonie! Cockblock her okay!?
Yoonie: I can't! She's too overpowering!

*After rejecting John from Vegas' invitation to post-party.
John from Vegas: That's too bad we were doing body shots with don julio
Helen: Ew…who was he doing body shots with?!
Jen: Dom (John's sidekick)

Jen: Sarah's a ho at heart. *Turns to Gyuhee* You're just a ho.

Jen: FAIL!

Maria: It wasn't epic Sarah?